Now that the freakshow that is the X Factor audition process is over, we’re about to move into Boot Camp and then the live shows.

I noticed last year that Louis Walsh has a particular catchphrase any time he was asked to make a tough decision. His little grey face would take on a look of total constipation, and then he’d utter….

Anyone else notice that? “This is the hardest decision I’ve ever had to make….oh, go on then, The Conway Sisters!” (for example).

If your artistic skills are better than my dodgy effort, mail me your cartoons to brad.mullet@unrealitytv.co.uk. I’ll publish the best ones on the site.