Comic: Louis Walsh - The Hardest Thing…
Now that the freakshow that is the X Factor audition process is over, we’re about to move into Boot Camp and then the live shows.
I noticed last year that Louis Walsh has a particular catchphrase any time he was asked to make a tough decision. His little grey face would take on a look of total constipation, and then he’d utter….
Anyone else notice that? “This is the hardest decision I’ve ever had to make….oh, go on then, The Conway Sisters!” (for example).
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September 25th, 2006 at 6:16 pm
I love louis, because his acting is so dreadful it is genuis.
He always looks like he’s about to get arrested for something, so he is always on edge and slightly jumpy, while putting on a front.
He makes David brent from the Office look sincere and comfortable, he seems to be in angst.
God Bless Louis. I wonder if he will threaten to walk out this year or promise to take people into the “STUDIO”.
Sharon is also good at promising to “Take people into the studio”, as well. Perhaps they are still there just locked up, has anyone seen Tabby ?.
I think the X-factor judges are fantastic.
I hope to see sharon crying this week (filmed of course)as she is given the retrospective news of :
the great fire of London starting in pudding lane,
the Hidenburg airship is exploding ( oh the humanity) and the Titanic is sinking.
This week Louis could struggle with the decision of:
a) staying in the X-factor as a judge
or
b) helping the other hobbits defeat the evil from Mordor and chuck a golden “precious” ring into some very hot fire.
He is so CUUUUTE!
Love em !
September 25th, 2006 at 8:32 pm
Dawn: You’re sooo cynical! Mrs Orbourne could just have really slow reactions as a result of the plastic surgery!
As regards Louis, he must have trouble choosing which underwear to put on in the morning: “G-string, Y-Fronts or boxers? Ooooohhhhh! This is the hardest decision I’ve ever had to make, but I’m gonna have to go with Y-fronts..”
I love your idea about the Hobbits - maybe Ozzy could be typecast as Sauron?
September 26th, 2006 at 3:26 pm
Mrs Ossie has only had slight facial augmentation and only slightly. She’s not quite Cher yet.
As you have been so explicit about louis’s undergarments, I now am seeing visions of louis in y-fronts and string vest .He strikes me as someone who also were those garters for men’s socks.
He always buys the same design , but he has to struggle over the colour of his socks. The blue socks with the three green diamonds down the side or the green socks with the three blue diamonds down the side.
Choices, Choices what is a man to do.
I think a lord of the rings meets X-factor would be great as Sharon could be a lovely, lovely Elf, Louis -hobbit, Ossie- Sauron, simon-uruk-hai and sharon minus the augmentation, make-up, hairdresser and grooming-Gollum or something similiar.
All in the quest to destroy one artiste over the next few years.
PS :
Gareth gates - merry
steve brookstein- pippin
September 27th, 2006 at 8:39 pm
I would cast as Will Young: Master Frodo and recast Gareth Gates as Sam