Lady GaGa performed her new single ‘Bad Romance’ on tonight’s X Factor results show.

Much writhing onstage as Gaga and her oversexed dancers rose from an oversized bathtub. I had a feeling that she was miming for once, but was proved wrong later in the song. She was just that good. Her costume was utterly mental – and then she said something like “I’m a freak bitch baby” – she’s got tomorrow’s front pages covered then!

Note to Simon – look at this woman. She has owned the charts in 2009 with a combination of brilliant singing voice, amazing songwriting skills. Not to mention off-the-wall fashion sense and mind-bending videos. When you stand your four finalists next to this unique performer, can you honestly claim any of them have the X Factor?