Well I wouldn’t have believed it but on Saturday nights X Factor when the three judges were asked if they referred Boobs or Bums, Simon chose Bums. I would definately have pegged him as a boob guy myself, he even has quite a handful of his own!

No surprise however that Sharon Osbourne chose boobs, considering the amount on money she has spent improving her own. Louis Walsh also chose boobs, but as I’m still a bit unsure about jis sexuality I think that might have been designed to throw us off the scent.