Are we the only ones who think that way too much time and column inches have been devoted to Simon Cowell’s grooming habits this week? For the last few days we have been bombarded with articles on Simon’s waxing habits and how much it costs to maintain his high hair style. However it now seems that many of the claims were completely unfounded as Simon Cowell today denied ever waxing his chest….or his hands!

“I have never been waxed ever – anywhere,” he told the Daily Telegraph. “I swear on my mother’s life.”

Not that he has anything against personal grooming, he continued:

“There is nothing wrong with looking after yourself and having a regime – a good scrub.”

Or a good teeth whitening, eh Simon?