Poor old Steve, in his pre-audition interview he tells Holly Willoughby that he has always been too embarrassed to sing in public, then he takes to the X Factor stage with a massive boner. I bet he’s more embarrassed now!

After he sang (if it could be called singing) ‘Its My Party’, Simon Cowell started with the double entendres:

“Steve, I can tell that you are having a good time up there.”

He then told fellow judge Cheryl Cole: “Eyes up. What did you get to know about Steve up there?”

But, surprisingly, it was Louis Walsh who delivered the best quip saying:

“Steve, I just don’t think you have the full package.”

Eugh!!!!!