X Factor 2009, Week 3 – The Unreality TV Chart

Well, at the end of the third live show, the notoriously difficult Big Band Week! Who were your favourites and who disappointed you the most? Like we do every week, here’s our chart of who we thought were the best and worst of tonight’s X Factor!

Louis Walsh has just said on Xtra Factor that his three favourite performances were Danyl Johnson, Miss Frank and Lucie Jones. We’re going to beg to differ slightly…here’s our top ten.

  1. Danyl Johnson – They say he’s cocky and overconfident, but tonight Danyl Johnson proved that he’s got the performance chops and the vocal ability to go all the way to the finals. Danyl carries himself like a fully developed artist already.
  2. Joe McElderry – Joe impressed us tonight with his version of Sway, even though he looked a little uncomfortable at the start. We think he’s got great potential and he’s definitely the Under 25 males’ answer to Danyl.
  3. Olly Murs – Big Band showed Olly playing to his strengths, playing the jack the lad character and generally vibing it up on stage. The cheeky chappie persona was a great fit to the theme of tonight’s show and we hope he can manage to adapt to the other theme weeks just as well.
  4. Lucie Jones – Lucie put in her best performance of the entire series tonight, so we rank her higher than her category-mates, Rachel and Stacey. She still needs to work on the performance skills, but she gave us a glimpse of a very capable voice tonight. Nice one Lucie!
  5. Jamie Archer – What to say about the Archer? Well, despite a cheating the theme by singing a U2 song, Jamie proved himself as quite the showman and cemented his ‘rock voice’. We’re still undecided about his long-term prospects in the competition though.
  6. Rachel Adedeji – Rachel managed a brilliant transformation, looking far more feminine than in previous weeks, and gave a storming rendition of Proud Mary, another not-really-swing song. Hopefully this’ll propel her through to the next week and another impressive performance.
  7. Stacey Solomon – We kind of felt that Stacey phoned in her performance this week. It was to her usual standard, but like Lucie, Stacey needs to give something more in her performances or she’s going to be a very one-dimensional ballad singer. We need to see something more.
  8. Miss Frank – It may have sounded better in the studio, but Miss Frank were a disappointment for us for the second week running. The sound quality was poor, and sometimes their singing sounds like a lot of unappealing noise. I think they need a lot more work.
  9. Lloyd Daniels – For our money, Lloyd’s a goner. He might be able to hold a tune, but overall he’s underwhelming. We have nothing else to say. Sorry kid, but you’re not making the grade.
  10. John and Edward – What can we say – a total balls-up. We know there are numpties out there who’ll vote for these two, but really, they’re a novelty act. Vote them out, they’ll release a novelty record anyway and everybody’s happy.

Right, over to you lot – give us your top ten contestants tonight!

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5 Responses to “X Factor 2009, Week 3 – The Unreality TV Chart”

  1. Doozer says:

    I think your ranking of the performances is fair. As opposed to saying who is best or worst, I am going to venture a guess on who will be (as opposed to should be) in the bottom two.

    I think Rachel will be at the bottom. While her R&B/gospel rendition of Proud Mary was good, the public may view her personality transplant (from moody every week to super bubbly) as a transparent attempt to generate votes. That having been said, I am glad she has ditched her low-rent Rihanna look.

    I believe Lloyd will be the other cellar dweller, as he has no charisma on TV and gave a sub-par performance. I still do not understand what backflip boy was thinking when he did a spot of gymnastics during a classic mellow song.

    As much as it pains me to say, I think John and Edward will survive as people are having a great deal of fun watching them.

  2. jaybs says:

    Lloyd could be in the bottom two tonight, though you can never tell with young teen fans? I’m not that convinced with Olly any longer as he does not look a star, after a great start in the auditions he has not continued in the same vain. Jamie last night was just a pure cheat, it means every artist could have sung any song they wished and just because it had horns in the background it was Big Band, the answer is NO! and Cowell knows it, U2 is not Big Band and Jamie’s time may be running out.

  3. Doozer says:

    The three performances that were no where near Big Band performance were Jamie doing U2, Rachel as Tina Turner (doing a Creedence Clearwater Revival song), and John and Edward channeling Ricky Martin.

  4. Rose says:

    Jamie did NOT choose a U2 song, Simon did at the last minute – his original song choice was Elvis’ If I Could Dream. Although I am undecided too about his long-term prospects, I think its rather unfair to accuse Jamie of cheating.

  5. Bruce says:

    Lucie may not have delivered as much ‘physicality’ last night as some of the others may have, but for me she stole the show.
    Her vocal was flawless, effortless and she hit certain notes that
    were just staggeringly beautiful. If there is any critisism, it’s only that her voice is almost too perfect. She seems to have virtually no vibrato in her voice which to me is astonishing on the really big notes, but I’d concede this could bring a little added ‘drama’ to some songs.
    I’m already predicting her as the winner. Pure talent, pretty, young and very likable, she’s the perfect blank canvas to be styled into the perfect pop star. Only the fact people may be tied of young solo female winners can really stop her.

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