Angry Ariel from West Yorkshire pops up on tomorrow night’s X Factor show.

“I’m Ariel, 26 years old and a Holistic coach, I’ve warmed up my body, done lots of meditation, I can pull off a lot of styles, I will owne the space when I enter the audition room” she tells Dermot

Ariel enters the audition room, she storms over and rips up her number and throws it at Cheryl

“First up lets sort this out, I’m not a number, I’m a human being” says Ariel

She walks back to the stage, “My names Ariel, I’m a holistic vocal coach, I’m a generalist, not a specialist, my voice does lots of things, I was confused what to sing you today, so I thought lets do a little something – that o.k?”

The Judges are gobsmacked

Simon takes charge, “OK, you’re not a number, you’re a person, a holistic vocal coach – what does that mean?”

“I’m a vocal coach, I work holistically” says Ariel

Simon says, “Example please?”

“I take into account, people’s body, emotions, thoughts, energy” says Ariel

Simon looks at her and says, “You obviously think you can win”

“Of course” is Ariel’s reply

Cheryl asks Ariel to stand on the X, Ariel stamps on the X in a huff

“Is their a problem with that?” questions Cheryl

“No” says Ariel sarcastically “but can I get on and sing for you”

Ariel sings

“That was a complete and utter nightmare” says Simon

“The idea behind it was that you understand every line has a different style -o.k?” says Ariel

“I don’t care” says Simon

“If I came to you for training – you’re scary – by the way you walked over to me I thought we were gonna have a scrap” says Cheryl

With Tony (Simon’s minder) on hand will they have a scarp now?