Most of you will remember that during this weeks X Factor show, when we returned from an ad break Dannii Minogue was nowhere to be seen.

The Sun have reported today, that this was because Dannii was backstage in floods of tears after being insulted all night by the hateful Louis Walsh.

The newspaper claimed that this is the reason that Sharon clambered onto Simon’s lap, she hoped to distract us enough that we wouldn’t notice Dannii’s disappearing act.

Wouldn’t it be just peachy, if for one week only, the public could vote off an X Factor judge. Unreality TV would be forced to mount a ‘Get Rid Of The Irish Man’ campaign!