X Factor: Dermot is impressed by sexy prison teacher Faye

by Lisa McGarry

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On tomorrow night’s X Factor, presenter Dermot O’Leary is quite taken aback by 28 year old Fay who has dressed to impress in stockings and suspenders and a corset.

He exclaims:

“Wow look at you; let’s just keep looking at you!”

So as Dermot looks on, Fay begins to tell him a little bit about her and why she is here to audition:

“I like to go to the hairdressers about three times a week, if I’m not in the hairdressers I’m in the beauticians. My dream is to be an international world wide diva. Oh god, I would love to be famous, can you imagine being followed by the paps? I would never moan about being followed by the paps; I would love it, I would sign autographs, and I would use my fame for good, like I would be an ambassador for the NSPCC or something like that… and save donkeys. Oh and one of my ambitions is to be in Heat magazine cos I read it every single week since day one. Yeah, on the cover… I don’t do anything other then sing; I don’t really know how to do anything other than sing, I would like to bring about world peace through music.”

After all of that, Faye takes to the stage to meet the Judges. Simon seems as taken with Faye’s appearance as Dermot had been; “You look cute” he tells her…. And as he questions what Faye does for a living they get into an interesting exchange:

Faye: I’m a teacher in a prison

Simon: Are you serious?

Faye: Yes

Simon: What sort of prison?

Faye: One with men in so…

Simon: Wow, I bet you’re popular there aren’t you

Faye: It’s a full class Simon it’s a full class

Simon: Ok, wonder why…

Faye: We don’t get many absentees in my class

Louis: And Fay do you wear this outfit at work?

Faye: No, I actually dress like Margaret Thatcher for work, so little bit different.

Faye performs for the audience and the Judges. Will we see her in heat magazine soon?

Lisa McGarry

Lisa has been watching reality TV for too long now. She won't do any housework unless 'Big Brother' announces it over the tannoy and everything she does has to be put to a public vote!