X Factor: Diana and her dog Jazz!

by Gerard McGarry


On tomorrow night’s X factor, get ready to meet singing duo ‘All That Jazz.’ The group consist of 59 year old Diana and her seven year old dog Jazz.

“Me and my singing partner are up there with all the great duos,” says Diana. “Sony and Cher, Ike and Tina Turner, Elton John and Kiki Dee – we’re up there with the best of them.”

“This is Jazz, and together, we’re ‘All That Jazz…she goes everywhere with me, any place, any time she can just break out in a song,” comments Diana. “Jazz & I would love to storm the charts to be the number 1. You don’t see many duets with a dog involved. I feel Jazz is very excited to be here today,” (cut to Jazz yawning).

Jazz moves to give Dermot a nip before going on stage.

“That is one unfriendly dog!” comments Dermot.

Cheryl: “What’s your name?

Diana: ”My name is Diana and this is Jazz – Diana and Jazz.

Cheryl: “Aah, so you’re together?”

Diana: “We’re a duet.”

Cheryl: “Jazz sings?”

Simon: “No of course she doesn’t sing.”

Diana: “She sings good, yes.”

Simon: “Diana, Diana, just to be clear here you’re telling me that you and Jazz are a duo.”

Diana: “That’s correct, Simon.”

Simon: “How long have you been a duo for?”

Diana: “She’s seven in August.”

Simon: “No, not how old she is, how long have you been a duo for?

Diana: “Seven years.”

Simon: “Well it wasn’t from the minute she was born was she

Diana: “Yes, she sang when she was born.”

Crowd cheer.

Simon: “Alright, and do you think the chart is missing something like the two of you?”

Diana: “Yes.”

Simon: “Right … what are you going to sing?”

Diana: “I Will Survive.”

Simon: “Right – good luck!”

Will dog-lover Simon give ‘All That Jazz’ his blessing?! Diana begins, jigging along with Jazz in her arms. The crowd love it, but Jazz looks less than impressed and remains silent.

Gerard McGarry is a jet-setting, world-renowned Reality TV critic. In real life, Gerard works with web and social media strategy. His personal blog is at GerardMcGarry.com or follow him on Twitter @gerrybot