X Factor: Is Sharon Osbourne Schizophrenic?
I came across a great article over on Hecklerspray, in which Darren Lonsdale ponders what has happened to the real Mrs O.
We first fell in love with the no-nonsense, straight talking star of ‘The Osbournes’ many years ago. Now all we appear to see is a sickly sweet version of the same lady who on her chat show proclaims every one of her guests as being “one of my best friends ever” and cannot tell the truth to ridiculously awful singers on the X Factor.
Where has Mrs Ozzy Osbourne gone to? To Asda of course!
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September 29th, 2006 at 8:33 pm
Its not schizophrenia its called getting the biggest target audience ever by trying to offend no-one.
If you are straighttalking you do have to tell the truth and sometimes offend the deluded, even if it is for the best longterm, over the short term it can be hard.So just give people what they want to hear at that MOMENT IN TIME.
Since becoming the new sharon or sharoporah winfrey- osborne, she has made loads more friends found respectability and is now british royality.
So in one way she has got loads more dosh,so I cant blame her if thats what she wants.
But look at ossie, who would have thought the dark lord himself, would be a modern day bruce forsyth advertising buttery margerine and such like.
The worlds gone mad I tell you.
can you imagine if other hell raisers were still alive what they would be possibly asked to advertise now ?
Jimi hendrix- Denture grip from years of playing guitar with his teeth
brian jones (”roll”ing stones)- softy bog “roll” or an aunt bessies “roll”.
sid vicious – mr kiplings exceedingly vicious delicious cakes
Keith moon- DFS/ world of leather sofas as his bum is now sore from sitting on a drum stool for years or “discreet” hearing aids as he played the drums so loud his hearing is kaputt.
Phil lynott- insurance for people who are not getting any younger and have to think of funeral expenses
james dean – James Dean lean mean grill machine
Janis Joplin – Tena lady (for leekage when coughing, singing loudly and such like)
Bob Marley – carribean chicken tonight or lilt (as he would be typed cast to do something with a reggae feel).
Al capone- stannah stair lifts ” as i have broken many legs its now ironic mine dont works so good, bad a bing ”
So to be honest sharon osbourne is doing that bad. As I’ve seen motorhead advertising crisps.
Elvis costello’s dad did write the theme tune to
R-whites lemonade ( secret lemonade dinker) which was a popular ad in the 70-90’s, but I dont think that counts as hell-raiser turned goody two shoes.
PS if we are having a go at hellraisers turned good cant we also include Tommy Lee and Gene simmons becoming all oprahfied for their reality shows too.
I mean Tommy lee goes to college, it was like :
Ferris Bueler meets Bill and Ted’s excellent adventure and dude where did you park my cark cos pee wee herman and ernest have turned up and gone to college also.
Jeeze louise what was going on there!