X Factor: Jamie Archer can’t wait to have sex with Coco Lloyd!

by Lisa McGarry

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Jamie Archer has admitted that it’s not all bad to be kicked off The X Factor, because at least now he’ll be able to have sex!

Under Simon Cowell’s dictatorship, none of the X Factor hopefuls are allowed to have sex whilst on the show and are expected to adhere to an 8.30pm curfew. Jamie has been dating Kandy Rain’s Coco Lloyd and revealed that his first thoughts were of her when he was told he was voted off the show.

Jamie told The Sun said: “I have never gone so long without sex. Six weeks is a long time. I’m a red blooded male. I have needs. I can’t live on bread and water alone.

“I am the horniest man in Britain. I can’t wait to do it. When I was standing there at deadlock, after the initial shock had happened I though ‘wait a minute’.

“Maybe I can go and get some sex now. It’s not easy when every week you have got the most beautiful women in the country standing there.

“They are both so gorgeous. I am a Cheryl guy she is just a beautiful woman. But Dannii looked amazing on Sunday. Her boobs were just wow!

“Dermot said: ‘you’re going home Jamie’ and I was like ‘what?’. Oh right, I’m going off the show yeah’.

“I was looking at Dannii at the time and didn’t realise.”

Speaking about his relationship with Coco, Archer said:

He said: “I think she is amazing. It was great seeing her on Sunday. We really get on well. We call each other and text each other.

“In many ways having her around last night was nice because it was sad going out. She was really good and supportive to me and gave me a hug and it made me feel much better.

“I would like to cook for her. Have a nice quiet night in a bit of candles very romantic. I want to do it as soon as possible.”

Lisa McGarry

Lisa has been watching reality TV for too long now. She won't do any housework unless 'Big Brother' announces it over the tannoy and everything she does has to be put to a public vote!