On tonight’s X Factor the finalists tried to ‘rock out’ with a cover of Aerosmith’s ‘Walk This Way.’ They gave a good performance but rock it was not. No true rocker would be seen dead in those hideous red and white outfits!

It was nice to Danyl back to full strength and the girls really shone. John and Edward were, as always, hideous, but I guess that’s why the British public keeps voting for the plebs.