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Last night Housemates staged a rebellion and this morning awoke to find they have been punished by Big Brother.

Following visits from Nikki Grahame and Brian Belo yesterday Housemates were in an exuberant mood. Both Nikki and Brian listened to Housemates complaining about the lack of alcohol and their basic rations and encouraged them to take a stand and bargain with Big Brother.

Following the end of Brian’s task Marcus, Noirin, Halfwit and Siavash climbed on the garden perimeter and tried to look over the walls of the house, shouting to the outside world.

After Big Brother repeatedly asked Housemates to climb down from the perimeter roof they clambered back into the garden and went into the Diary Room to demand a party, threatening to rebel if this demand was not granted. Big Brother refused Housemates demands and so they protested by playing with fire extinguishers in the garden and spraying the two-way mirrors with water to distort the camera image.

The continued to try to reek havoc on the house throwing the bath, mangle and other items into the pool. After a frenetic hour Housemates gave up their protest and played nicely in the pool.

This morning Housemates awoke to find all the fixtures and fittings in the House have been removed. All of the furniture in the living room, sitting room and garden has been taken away and the pool has been covered up.

Commenting that the house has returned to the bare state it was in when they first arrived Housemates reacted very differently to the punishment.

Noirin was delighted and shouted “there is more space to play games” whilst Rodrigo was furious with the rest of the house for breaking the rules and getting everyone punished.

Karly, Siavash and Halfwit ran to the kitchen to check that their food had not been removed and were relieved to find their basic rations still there. Halfwit yelled in defiance “They may take our chairs, but they can never take our seasonings”.

Housemates have not been informed about how long the punishment will last.

Lisa McGarry

Lisa has been watching reality TV for too long now. She won't do any housework unless 'Big Brother' announces it over the tannoy and everything she does has to be put to a public vote!