Kris, Karly & Charlie Backstab Freddie

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Kris and Freddie may have collaborated and won today’s Big Brother task, but that doesn’t mean that Kris likes him any more.

In a afternoon backstabbing session, Kris, Karly and Charlie got stuck into Halfwit and the reasons why they hate him so.

“I said I tolerate him because I don’t want to be arguing every 20 minutes,” Kris told the group.

“[Big Brother] asked me about him last night. I screamed. I said I can’t cope. I’ve come to the conclusion that I can’t stand eveything he does. The way he eats, the way he sleeps, the way he walks, the way he talks. Everything,” Karly blasted. “I don’t know what the public see, but it’s no joke living with this guy.”

“Sometimes you get sucked in and feel sorry for him, but I can’t..” said Kris.

“I never feel sorry for him,” said Karly.

“To be fair, I did listen to him and you could tell he was thinking before he spoke. So I thought fair-dos, you are trying a bit more. He’s just realised if he doesn’t try, it causes arguments,” Kris said. “At first I felt bad cos I said to him ‘I don’t want to be stuck in a room with you Freddie lad’. Then I felt bad. But like you said Charlie, he was trying to get involved. Fairplay, he has been trying.”

“He has been trying,” agreed Charlie who had been silent until now.

“It’s too little too late, though,” added Kris.

Karly went on: “He annoys the life out of me. As soon as he opens his mouth. It’s not his fault, it’s just the way it is. I just can’t cope!”

“If he goes up against a strong character, he won’t stay,” suggested Kris.

“Against Lisa, Dogface or Charlie he’d have no ******* chance,” Karly insisted.

“If I was up against him and I was booted out, I’d be like, are you lot mental?” Kris finished.

Lisa McGarry

Lisa has been watching reality TV for too long now. She won't do any housework unless 'Big Brother' announces it over the tannoy and everything she does has to be put to a public vote!