Celebrity Big Brother 2013: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will return to the house today – will the fur fly?

by Lynn Rowlands

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As fans of Celebrity Big Brother will know, The Hills stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have been in the basement since Wednesday night, spying on what the other housemates – who of course believe that Speidi have walked – have been saying and doing…

However, they will return to the main house after tonight’s eviction, which will see either Sam Robertson or Ryan Moloney becoming the second celeb to leave the house in this series, and as Spencer has branded the housemates “narcissistic egomaniacs” it’s not unreasonable to expect that the brown stuff is going to hit the fan.

Since Speidi have been in the basement, they’ve heard several of the housemates criticizing them, and even casting doubt on whether they are in fact a real married couple, or are simply living their lives outside of The Hills as though they’re still starring in it. And it hasn’t gone down well.

However, I have to say, I agree with the housemates who’ve remarked upon the lack of familiarly and affection between Spencer and Heidi…

From the get go, I’ve sensed absolutely no chemistry between them whatsoever, and it’s true, there’s been no sign of any affection. The only thing that could intimate that they’re together in any sense is that Heidi always looks to Spencer for how to react to something. She likewise copies anything he does. If he does an air high five, she does one too. If he says “Boo” she says “boo”.

However, putting that aside – though I’d like to know if you too think they’re a fake couple – there’s likely to be some heated debate in the house tonight about things Speidi have overheard during their time in the basement…

Ryan has become their public enemy number one, and they took revenge on him yesterday, while Sam – who’s about the only person who’s had a nice word to say about them – is their hero.

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Tricia has said she’s glad they’ve gone, Claire’s remarked on how lazy they are, and Gillian and Razor have spoken about their inability to give a toss about anyone else.

During their time in the basement, Spencer has remarked, “They’re all egomaniacs. They’re narcissistic. They all hate each other. They’re just here to raise their profile.”

Heidi meanwhile is unimpressed by the lack of personal hygiene that she’s witnessed, and she’s declared, “I’m never using any utensils they touch” and of Razor, she added, “He’s a health hazard.”

O man I cannot wait for them to go back into the house!

For now, here’s a look at what they all got up to last night as Speidi watched…

Lynn is an editor and writer here at Unreality TV and is a trained psychotherapist and the author of two books. She's addicted to soaps, period drama and reality TV shows such as X Factor, Big Brother, BGT and I'm A Celeb.