Celebrity Big Brother 2013: Lauren Harries doesn’t want to meet any of the housemates and Mario Falcone thinks Carol McGiffin has a cracking pair of pinnies

by Nick Barnes

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Big Brother has finally opened the doors to his house for this year’s round of celebrity housemates and what a brilliant launch night it was.

Lauren Harries, Louie Spence and Sophie Anderton were the first three housemates to enter the house and Big Brother had a surprise in store for them. Little did they know, they were about to become the founding members of the Cult of Celebrity – a secret society which would watch the housemates’ every move.

In the Diary Room, Big Brother asks the housemates who they are looking forward to meeting when they move back into the main house.

Lauren tells Big Brother: “No one… sorry but I don’t want to meet them, stay in there. Good”.

Louie adds: “Charlotte, because I have never watched Geordie Shore because I don’t have MTV or cable… I like Carol”.

It doesn’t seem Lauren is too keen on Carol either as she tells Big Brother: “I think Carol could come off a bit aggressive though. I am not looking forward to meeting Carol”.

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Lauren disagrees: “Darling, she will be charmed personified to you”.

Meanwhile, while Lauren may not like the look of Carol, Mario has had his eyes on her cracking set of pinnies.

He tells Big Brother: “She has got amazing legs for an older woman. Amazing. Her legs are the ideal legs on a woman. It is weird for me. When I am out with my friends they are all boys. Carol is completely different for me, she has come in tonight and got proper p***ed. She is engaged to a 31 year old which means I am 6 years out. If her engagement doesn’t work out. Carol I am single and I am a changed man. There has been a few moments tonight where something could have happened but she is an engaged woman.”

Big Brother continues this evening at 9pm in which the three members of the Cult of Celebrity will have to put one housemate up for eviction.

Nick Barnes

Nick is the Assistant Editor at Unreality TV, along with being a full-time Beyoncé obsessor! Email him at nick@unrealitytv.co.uk or catch him on Twitter @ImNickBarnes


  1. julie on August 23, 2013 at 6:15 pm

    i remember lauren harries when he was a boy on wogan.
    His name was James and he was into antiques, What a strange individual. Good luck to him. He still looks like a man. Very Strange

  2. TG on August 25, 2013 at 6:23 pm

    If Lauren doesn’t want to meet any HMs why is she there? These attention seeking weirdos want the money and fame but not done a stroke of work in their lives. She should be lucky they want her in there – SCARY is you ask me.

  3. Becky on September 8, 2013 at 10:10 pm

    I’ve only caught a few episodes, and only really watched those because I love Charlotte from Geordie shore! Why does everybody keep going on about having to look after Lauren? I get she’s transsexual, and personally think she’s rather mentally unstable, if she thinks for a second she can pass as female, and were granny nightgowns! Its all too weird. I really wish shed go… Would make watching tolerable

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