Celebrity Big Brother 2013: Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag “Enjoyed X rated romp” in the basement! Did they though?!

by Lynn Rowlands

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As fans of Celebrity Big Brother will know, some of this year’s housemates have remarked that The Hills couple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are never affectionate towards each other and don’t even kiss each other on the lips…

That issue was of course one of the many that were brought up during the show’s first ‘fight night’ on Friday, when, as Speidi confronted Rylan Clark and Claire Richards over their comments about the lack of familiarity between them, Spencer spat, “Would you rather have us making out, having sex on TV in front of you?

“We’re not kissing because we’re respectful of everyone who doesn’t have a husband or girlfriend in this house.

“We’re just two people – just like you – so we shouldn’t be the ones who get to have this extra intimate experience when you guys don’t.”

Just hours before Spencer and Heidi rejoined the main house, having been in the basement spying on the housemates for two days, Rylan had remarked of Heidi, “The only c**k she’s ever had in her mouth was the bull’s one the other day.”

He was of course referring to a mini-task which had seen the housemates passing items to each other using only their mouths.

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However, as we saw in last night’s highlights show, Spencer and Heidi were subsequently seen holding hands and entwined in each other’s limbs as they lay on their bed in the basement, where – as we reported earlier – they’ve demanded to remain for the majority of their time on the show.

And according to the Daily Star today, the couple “enjoyed an X rated romp” in the basement last night, which apparently featured scenes “too hot” to air on TV.

The paper adds, “The Daily Star can exclusively reveal that gobsmacked cameramen were left red-faced at the moans and groans as the married pair’s passions were played out.”

Spencer whispered to Heidi, “I love you so much. It’s getting hot in here.”

Moments later, the aforementioned “moans and groans” ensued before Heidi left the bed to collect some tissues. Ew.

And apparently, within minutes, the couple were fast asleep.

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Now, personally, I sense absolutely no chemistry between Speidi whatsoever, and I suspect the ‘affection’ we saw between them in last night’s Channel 5 highlights show was in direct response to the other housemates noticing that they simply don’t act like people in love…

I imagine that Speidi thought their housemates would be too dense to notice that there’s nothing romantic between them – on the face of it at least – and have now made a conscious decision to ‘act’ (act being the operative word) more like a couple in love.

Do you believe Heidi and Spencer are genuinely in love? Or do you, like me, think they’re merely a double act, with no more sexual chemistry than Ant and Dec, who’re only going through the charade of being wed because it’s what was scripted in The Hills?

Let us know, but for now, here’s a look at a news report from the States about Heidi and Spencer’s wedding…

Lynn is an editor and writer here at Unreality TV and is a trained psychotherapist and the author of two books. She's addicted to soaps, period drama and reality TV shows such as X Factor, Big Brother, BGT and I'm A Celeb.