On tonight’s Celebrity Big Brother…
Just when you think things can’t get weirder in the Celebrity Big Brother house, things just get ten times worse on this evening’s show as Lee Ryan reckons he can lactate. Not only that, Lee has relaunched ‘Operationg: Get back in your knickers’ with Casey Batchelor as the pair kiss and make up.
In a conversation between Luisa Zissman, Ollie Locke, and Lee Ryan on tonight’s show, Luisa tells the guys that she can “still squeeze” milk from her boobs.
The conversation starts with Luisa asking Ollie if he likes Milk. Ollie says yes. She asks if he has ever tried breast milk – a rather puzzled Ollie says definitely not.
Luisa tells the guys: “I can still squeeze”.
Ollie adds: “No you can’t. You’re such a liar”.
Lee eggs her on and she says that she will show them in the bathroom. She takes both Lee and Ollie into the bathroom and presumably whaps out her boob and starts pulling on hip nip.
Lee tells Luisa: “That’s not breast milk! I can do that to my breast”.
Ollie adds: “I’ve never seen that in my life, ever!”.
Lee then starts tugging at his ‘breast’ and Luisa urges him to stop before he starts bleeding!
Ollie, disgusted, tells Lee: “Eurgh, what is that? Why are you lactating? You are not meant to lactate!”
Meanwhile, after almost spouting whatever it was from his nipple, Lee and Casey kiss and make up! Is this the first stage of ‘Operation: Get back in your knickers’?
Lee tries to break the ice by asking Casey where she got her top from, she says from a friend’s online shop. Lee immediately adds: “I still hate you sometimes”, Casey admits she knows.
Casey tells him he is a dick and Lee tells her she is a dick. Looks like they’re both huge dicks, right?
Casey tells him: “You knew I liked you so I don’t know why you’re saying shit like that”.
Lee replies: “No it just pissed me off. There was a reason but I will talk to you about it when we are out of here. But, I did say some stuff because I was upset and you were gloating”.
Casey adds: “But I couldn’t help my emotions”.
Lee tells her: “You could. But I’m not going to say it… I’m going tonight and I don’t want to leave it on a bad note because I still want to be friends with you when we get out. I’m going to be hated because you’ve been crying over me. People will be like ‘What a w**ker’. They just don’t understand what it is like in here”.
Celebrity Big Brother continues tonight on Channel 5 at 9:45pm.