Dancing On Ice 2012: Louie Spence “I’m pleased Christine Bleakley is doing the show, because I get to perv on Frank Lampard!”

by Lisa McGarry

Louie Spence has ended up in hospital…for a new heat magazine photo shoot.

The flamboyant Dancing on Ice judge commented on the show’s new co-host Christine Bleakley, saying: “I absolutely love her.”

He gushed: “She’s gorgeous and she’s charming and I love her Northern Irish accent. And she’s got a great arse, too. Not that I’m interested in it, so can I make that quite clear – Frank, I’m not interested in that way. But as a gay man, I do like admiring women with nice bodies and she does have a great arse.”

Louie added: “I love the fact that she brings Frank [Lampard, her fiancé] down is a bonus for me. He’s been down there two times now, and already I’ve brushed past him and it’s lovely. I’m more than happy.”

“Frank is literally such a hunk. And he smells so good, too – every time I go past him, I [sniffs] have a quick sniff. But yes, he’s lovely and I’m very pleased that Christine is doing the show, because, like I say, I get to perv on Frank.”

Asked who has the best Lycra-clad package on the show, Louie, deadly serious, replied: “When I’m at work, I don’t do that kind of thing. Work’s work, and pleasure’s another thing. I don’t do c*ck watch at work. Absolutely not.”

Louie, says having a one-day-a-week job is great, he told heat: “I’m really enjoying it. I’m having a lot of fun. The best thing is just having to go there on a Sunday. It’s a one-day-a-week job. It’s great. So I’ve got the rest of the week to do other things.”

“I’m loving what I’m doing. It’s my actual forte that I am judging. For me, it’s very easy. “

The full interview appears in this week’s heat magazine, on sale now (Tuesday).

Lisa McGarry

Lisa has been watching reality TV for too long now. She won't do any housework unless 'Big Brother' announces it over the tannoy and everything she does has to be put to a public vote!