The new series of I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here kicks off on ITV next month, so there’s not long to wait now to find out who’s headed to Australia to take part in the show.
Rumour is of course rife about who’s going to become a jungle camper this year – we’ve rounded up all the names in the I’m A Celeb frame for you below – and though as ever, ITV won’t confirm or deny anything about the celeb lineup ahead of launch night, what has been let slip is what’s going to be on the Bushtucker Trial menu this year.
And according to the Daily Star, amid an array of other stomach-churning delights in the new run is… wait for it… CROCODILE VAGINA!
But there, in the modern world, it’s only fair given that the I’m A Celeb campers have been chowing down on testicles for years on the show. We’re all for equality in the workplace.
The question is, will anyone get in a flap about crocodile vagina if they just can’t get it to go down?
(Christ, this is pun heaven!)
Well, it seems contestants on the German version of the show have already tried out crocodile vagina, and according to The Sun, “sex tape star Sophia Wollersheim” was left “on the verge of vomiting” when faced with a croc’s lady garden…
Oh if only Fanny Craddock was on this year’s I’m a Celebrity. But who might actually be asked to eat such a delicacy in the bush?
Well, so far, widely expected to be heading over to Australia to join show hosts Ant and Dec are Gogglebox star, Scarlett Moffatt, MP (moronic person) Nigel Farage, presenter and maths genius Carol Vorderman, and Strictly Come Dancing celebs, Aliona Vilani and Ola Jordan.
Also believed to be in the lineup are boxer Tyson Fury, Olympians Ryan Lochte and Louis Smith, as well as infamous and shamed medic, Conrad Murray.
It’s also thought that former Coronation Street star Craig Charles will return to the jungle this year, given his last appearance on the show was cut tragically short when his brother passed away.
Emmerdale actor Adam Thomas is also rumoured to be in the lineup, as is footie ace, Robbie Savage.
We will of course bring you more I’m A Celebrity lineup news as we get it, but for now, here’s the woefully brief teaser trailer that ITV released recently…
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