I’m A Celebrity: George Hamilton & Justin Ryan find the celebrity chest

by Lisa McGarry


I’m A Celebrity camp mates George Hamilton and Justin Ryan got up to their elbows in sardine guts yesterday, as they went to retrieve the Celebrity Chest.

Arriving at the site of where they were to retrieve the Chest, the two campmates read the laminate: ‘Three of these fish have swallowed a key, crack them open and set them free.’

Before them is a bench, a couple of baskets and a massive tin of jungle sardines. They lifted the lids to reveal hundreds of dead, smelly fish which they have to open up in order to see if there is a key hidden in their guts.

‘For the love of God,’ said Justin as the fish squirted in his eyes and made him physically gag. ‘Did that fish just fart?’

George joked: ‘I’ve never done anything like this in my life. We must go fishing more often and I like bonding with you, whenever you and Colin are around. I think we should take this in turns, so if you don’t mind, I’ll take a nap and come back at it.’

Peering in the fish’s mouth Justin said: ‘This fish has a good set of teeth, they’ve been veneered, that’s a $30,000 smile.’

‘No,’ said George, ‘I’ve got the $30,000 smile – got just two more payments to go!’

After several hours and many fish later, the pair returned with the Chest and Justin said his love for George had grown exponentially. The question inside the chest asked: ‘Since leaving the jungle, Colin has a) gone on a cycling trip or b) gone on a boat trip. Surprised Justin asked “How do I know? He loves boat trips and he loves cycling.” The whole group agreed with Justin that his partner was more likely to have gone on a boat trip – but they were all wrong and lost out on champagne and strawberries.

Lisa McGarry

Lisa has been watching reality TV for too long now. She won't do any housework unless 'Big Brother' announces it over the tannoy and everything she does has to be put to a public vote!