Made In Chelsea: Jamie Laing says all the cast are ‘incestuous’!

by Anna Howell

With only 3 days till the Christmas special airs on E4, Made In Chelsea star, Jamie Laing has declared that he thinks his cast mates are all ‘incestuous’!

Come on, we were all thinking it – this group of people pass each other around the same way us less privileged people swap recipes, but we think it is a bit rich for Jamie to be making this statement – as he is the worst one of all for doing it!

Fans of the hit E4 reality show will know how Jamie, who is heir to the McVitie’s fortune, was seeing Louise Thompson, the ex-girlfriend of his best friend and co-star, Spencer Matthews, earlier this year before Spencer stole her back on a trip to Dubai for her birthday. Louis and Spencer then broke up a few weeks later and Matthews went on to take part in this year’s Channel 5 reality dating show, the Bachelor, where he picked Chloe Evans as his winner.

Chloe and Spencer lasted all of five minutes before her returned back to the arms of Thompson whilst Chloe started going out with Tom Pearce, who is a star of MIC rival reality show, The Only Way Is Essex.

Laing then went on to woo his good friend and, you guessed it, MIC co-star, Binky Felstead, before callously breaking her heart and moving on to new MIC star, Lucy Watson.

Lucy then dumped Jamie in favour of his new co-star, Andy Jordan, who had previously been trying to steal Thompson from Matthews. Before Jordan had settled with Watson, however, he had made a play for Matthews OTHER ex-girlfriend, Sophia Sassoon, but she dumped him in favour of Oliver Proudlock, whose best friend is Francis Boulle. Francis decided he had feelings for Sophia himself, and when Sophia found this out, she dumped Proudlock and went to declare her feelings to Francis, who had already moved on to newcomer, Ashley.

Meanwhile, things looked rosy for Jordan and Watson, until Watson got bored of him and coldly dumped him, setting her sights instead on Spencer Matthews!

Andy responded by sleeping with Binky, then dumping her, leaving her crying on the shoulder of best friends, Ollie Locke and Cheska Hull yet again. Ollie had dumped girlfriend, and co-star, Gabriella Ellis as he decided he was gay. Then, he decided he was not and slept with her again, then dumped her again too.

So you see, apart from Millie Mackintosh who has been happily seeing Professor Green the entire series, and Cheska Hull who just can’t get a man, the entire cast are, as Jamie says, ever so slightly incestuous – in a non-related way of course.

However, Jamie felt the need to point this out in a recent interview with Digital Spy, in which he said:

“In Chelsea, everyone is really incestuous. We’ve all been with everyone for some reason.”

He added: “I don’t think it’s weird that I’ve been with Louise. Spencer and Louise are very happy. They’re the same. Louise is needy. But as you’ll see in the show soon, there’s a lot of development.”

On the subject of poor Binky’s broken heart, he admitted that he had “messed up”, explaining: “I thought that my love for her was not just friendship love, but actual love.

“But it was a mistake and I messed up. But people make mistakes and I’m a young guy and even though I’ve hurt her, I will show her I’m sorry.”

The Made In Chelsea Christmas Special can on Christmas Eve at 10pm on E4!

If you missed Monday night’s episode, watch it in full below: