Sree’s on thin ice… again

sree, noirin in the bedroom

Last night, Marcus apparently overheard Sree and Lisa talking about Noirin, and it seems that the pair had been speculating that Noirin was “using” Sree and of course, it’s all about the gameplan – yawn – and Marcus told Noirin all about it this morning.

However, Sree, not knowing that Marcus had overheard his talk with the ever sympathetic/brown nosing Lisa, was in a chipper mood this morning and wanted to borrow some sunglasses from Noirin. He had no clue that she was seething…

“I just heard something you said about me last night” hissed Noirin when Sree continued to pester her about the sunglasses.

“If you’re hurt, I’m here. Come on” he said, apparently trying to be charming. It didn’t work and with a dangerous disregard for his teeth, he said, “You’re so paranoid.”

I’m so paranoid?” hissed a furious Noirin.

“Darling, come on sweetheart, come on. I know I’m just winding you up, but I didn’t say anything – I swear to god” he said, trying to get back on her good side, if she has one where he’s concerned…

“You swear to god you didn’t say anything? You didn’t say anything to Lisa?” Noirin asked.

“No!” he replied. “We were talking about me and the universe and other stuff” he insisted.

Noirin however was having none of it.

“I don’t care – you know what I mean? I don’t care” she sighed and yet again, Sree jumped into the breach and said,

“You’re so paranoid”

Not surprisingly, Noirin wasn’t impressed with his saying that twice…

“You know what Sree, I’d be paranoid if I gave a ****, but I don’t give a ****” she said.

Eeek. I think she does give a **** though…

Lynn is an editor and writer here at Unreality TV and is a trained psychotherapist and the author of two books. She's addicted to soaps, period drama and reality TV shows such as X Factor, Big Brother, BGT and I'm A Celeb.