Strictly Come Dancing 2011 lineup revealed?

by Lisa McGarry

Strictly Come Dancing kicks off next Saturday night and it seems that the official lineup has finally been revealed.

Competing in the dance extravaganza this autumn will be a mixture of TV, sports and music stars and BBC bosses are hoping that they have secured enough big named celebrities, to give rival TV show The X Factor a run for their money.

Tabloids are reporting that the stars listed below have all agreed to take part in the reality TV series, and it is expected that executives will confirm the lineup this Tuesday.

Lulu – 60’s pop star who enjoyed a return to the limelight when she provided vocals on Take That’s Relight My Fire. We think she’ll be great for an old bird!

Harry Judd – Of McFly fame. He has previous dance experience, having previously won the Children in Need Strictly special. We love this hunky picture of him here.

Jason Donovan – Neighbours star, 80’s heartthrob, former drug addict, enthusiastic cross dresser (on stage only!). We think he’ll be great.

Dan Lobb – Apparently he presents Daybreak on a Friday, however we have gladly never, ever tuned in so don’t have a clue who he is!

Holly Valance – Another Neighbours star and she’s the one behind that saucy 90’s song ‘Kiss Kiss.’ She’s a bit of a hottie and will be a big draw for male viewers…..imagine those skimpy sequined costumes!

Robbie Savage – Hunky blonde star, who we think used to be a footballer……we like!

Chelsee Healey – An actress who used to star in Waterloo Road, or so Wikipedia says. We have no clue about her either. Purely Z list!

Rory Bremner – He’s been a bit short of work since Gordon Brown and Tony Blair left office…..this might be a nice way to fill his time…

Russell Grant – Big Fat Astrologer…..apparently he once sent healing crystals to Cheryl Cole. Weirdo!

Anita Dobson – Former Eastenders actress, Brian’s May’s wife, used to pretend to love Dirty Den. We wonder if she’ll record a theme tune?
Nancy Dell’Olio – Sven’s former lover…..another old goer!

Edwina Currie – The new Anne Widdecombe!

Audley Harrison – Professional boxer with a BIG six pack!

Alex Jones – She co-hosts the One Show, is more or less the new Christine Bleakley and the biggest feather in her cap is that she used to shag Steve Jones.!

Lisa McGarry

Lisa has been watching reality TV for too long now. She won't do any housework unless 'Big Brother' announces it over the tannoy and everything she does has to be put to a public vote!