X Factor USA: Simon Cowell cries and admits ‘I am a d*ck’ – Kirstie Alley called an ‘old wh*re’ (VIDEO)


Simon Cowell has finally admitted what we all knew for years, that he’s a total ‘d*ck.’

We love the X Factor boss totally, but we love the fact that he’s a mean man and a total arse and we think you’d all agree that those qualities are totally part of his charm.

It seems that the music mogul is fully aware of this trait and he held his hands up and owned up to everything during a recent section on Jimmy Kimmel’s show.

The talk show host presented a segment called ‘Celebrities Read Mean Tweets’, the title of which is pretty self explanatory and featured alongside Cowell was teen idol Selena Gomez, Jessica Biel, Christina Applegate, Hayden Panettiere, Kirstie Alley and Anderson Cooper.

The stars were asked to read out mean tweets that had been sent to them on Twitter and Selena’s read:

“@selenagomez is on the radio right now. Is there a volume lower than mute?”


She simply replied saying “sorry.”

Simon Cowell read his out, saying:

“@simoncowell You my friend are a #d**k”

The star faux cried and gushed:

“Actually that’s one of the nicest things anyone’s ever said about me and I’ve got a bit of a lump in my throat. Thank you because I really am a d**k,” he faux-blubs.


Larry King was branded a ‘goblin’, Dr Phil was called a ‘hillbilly’, Jessica Biel was berated for her ‘horse teeth’ and Tenacious D were called ‘fat and gay.’

Kirstie Alley was called an ‘old wh*re’ and the theme continued as Christina Applegate was branded an ‘old sl*t.’

Watch the video and we think you’ll agree the stars deal with the insults very well. We;d be rolled up in a corner crying somewhere!

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Lisa McGarry

Lisa has been watching reality TV for too long now. She won't do any housework unless 'Big Brother' announces it over the tannoy and everything she does has to be put to a public vote!